1. They get to keep their family name.
2. They don't shave their hands and legs (and yet prefer clean women).
3. They don't have menopause.
4. Men don't get raped as often.
5. They don't get the mock sympathy from their wives/girlfriends, during their time of the month.
6. You could almost never say "My dad/husband's the best cook". It's always the woman.
7. Men get paid higher.
8. Men can come home after 12 in the night and still it's okay coz they are me(a)n.
9. If a man hugs a woman, it's him being polite; if a woman does it, she's flirting.
10. Because they play 'mind games', but do not like it when the wife does.
11. If he's moody, it's the work pressure; if the woman is, it's her hormones.
12. It's always his friends before his girl.
13. If a guy is dumped, he says he was cheated; if the girl is dumped, she becomes a nobody.
14. The woman can never understand his work because she's too ignorant.
15. He says sorry and never means it.
16. He only looks at you if you wear a new dress or had a new hairstyle- perhaps for a second longer than usual.
17. They are always distracted with other women around.
18. They cannot take their eyes off a woman's nude body.
19. Men gossip but don't accept that.
20. They like free stuff, especially food. You can't deny that.
21. Men act like dogs when they are in a group.
22. Almost every growing up girl has had a bad taste of these assholes which they can never forget.
23. To most of them, women are bodies with boobs and ass.
24. When they say "I love you", they don't know what they are saying.
25. Most of them speak loud. They are not aware of their surroundings.
26. Given a chance, every other idiot will pee outdoors.
27. All the horrible curses in every language are aimed at their women. And yet no one has tried to change that.
28. They cannot accept cross-dressers.
29. They are so insensitive to homo-sexuals and Hijras. In short they can't digest deviation.
30. They make fun of short, tall. fat, thin, dark and pale people.
31. They don't agree they have a problem- a mental disorder.
32. One in every 4 guys spit on the streets. Bah!
33. When guys get together they talk about sex, women, ejaculation and dicks (dick-heads).
34. Men become crabbier when hungry (as if they are not already), even more if the wife is expected to cook.
35. There are few guys who can look at a girl in the eye and talk instead of sizing up.
36. They chew out loud. Gross!!!
37. You can't drag a guy out, who's glued to a sports channel. Guys- I hate sports because of You!!
38. Guys like to hit before they argue.
39. Oh yes- they can't argue with logic.
40. If it weren't for these assholes of men, girls would have a much easier life. No curfews, no fights with parents, no dress codes.
41. Men are fucking immature and they stop growing at 18.
42. Men are so content with life. If they have food at the right time and sex in the night that is.
43. Men are allowed to fantasise; can't accept if women do.
44. They fart more than women. Darn!
45. Their senses are duller. And so they don't appreciate little things in life.
46. They cannot listen. They just hear. That too if there's something in there for them.
47. Men are arrogant, stupid, egoistic, impatient, short-tempered and are physical.
48. Most politicians are men.
49. Because they don't like to hand wash their undergarments. :D
50. Because I hate most of them.
And I haven't even scratched the surface of this topic.
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